I am going to eat an ALARMING number of hot dogs today, cooked over an open flame, and also drink an ALARMING amount of peach Snapple, properly refrigerated!!! Woo-hoo! Party! Party! Party!
(Okay, I’m just kidding. I’m going to eat a reasonable number of hot dogs. But they’re going to be goooooooooood.)


















January 20, 2013 at 2:28 pm
If you’re gonna do it, do it all the way. Chili, cheese, onions and spicy mustard! Not just for breakfast anymore.
January 20, 2013 at 2:30 pm
I love chili, cheese, and onions on hot dogs, but when I do them over a flame or on a charcoal grill, I just stick with mustard!
January 20, 2013 at 5:27 pm
Oddly, the closer to the flame they get, the more my taste turns to ketchup
January 20, 2013 at 2:42 pm
While, as you know, I usually worship the ground you walk on, I can’t condone this. Hot Dogs are bad, seriously bad, and peach snapple is just unconscionable. How could you?
I’m flabbergasted by the notion that someone whose writing stile I enjoy could have a taste in foods that differs significantly from my own, and I will have to think about how this influences my opinion of your literary talent.
January 21, 2013 at 11:51 am
I’ve responded to this shameful comment in a blog post of its own.