Completed and coming soon…
Dead Clown Barbecue. Short story collection. Shipping from Dark Regions Press any day now!
I Have a Bad Feeling About This. Young adult comedy novel. To be published by Sourcebooks Spring 2014.
Current work-in-progress:
Kumquat. 47% complete.
Meanwhile, in the short story pipeline, I’ve got…
“Tin Cans” to appear in the World Horror Convention 2013 souvenir book.
“It’s Bath Time” to appear in the anthology Horror Library Volume 5.
“Beware! The! Beverage!” to appear in Redneck Zombies From Outer Space.
“Gave Up The Ghost” to appear in an anthology about ghosts.
September 7, 2009 at 12:12 am
Looking forward to Kutter!! Keep up the great work, Jeff!
September 28, 2009 at 11:20 am
Muhahahahahaha!
January 19, 2011 at 10:53 am
Just in time for my birthday!!
January 19, 2011 at 3:08 pm
I planned it that way!
January 19, 2011 at 3:22 pm
Cool!! So I can expect an autographed copy on April 13th..WOOOO..Thank you Jeff!!!! =o)
January 29, 2011 at 7:00 am
This Strand guy is out of control. My advice? Read all of his books so he doesn’t show up at your door in the middle of the night trying to sell you poisoned girl scout cookies.
August 7, 2012 at 5:11 pm
Had no idea you had these updates on progress. I will start stalking your progress on a regular basis now!
August 7, 2012 at 8:59 pm
Funny thing! Neither did I….
August 7, 2012 at 9:01 pm
It’s a new feature, only a few days old.
August 7, 2012 at 7:29 pm
where is the next Andrew Mayhem book?
August 7, 2012 at 9:02 pm
2019.
January 26, 2013 at 3:51 pm
2019? No way. I swear I’ll stalk you and try to poison your food until you write the next one! I mean it…
January 26, 2013 at 3:54 pm
If you try positive reinforcement instead, I’ll try to have it out by 2017.
August 7, 2012 at 9:04 pm
That is just wrong!
September 3, 2012 at 10:59 pm
A short story collection… with new material?!?! INSTA-BUY!!!
September 7, 2012 at 11:24 am
35 DEAD CLOWNS. I thought, “Wow, that’s going to be a LOT of new material!” Then I went back and counted everything that’s out there. No wonder I have no room on my bookshelf!
September 7, 2012 at 7:37 pm
It may end up being fewer than 35 stories. It’ll be about 15,000 words of brand-new material, but at this point I’m not sure exactly how many stories that will be. I’ve got 40+ stories that I’ve written since GLEEFULLY MACABRE TALES, but a lot of them I can’t contractually reprint yet.
November 27, 2012 at 7:01 pm
Can’t wait for the new material in February! Quite the birthday present for me! Boo-yay!
November 27, 2012 at 7:01 pm
Must we really wait until October for “This Can’t End Well”??? WHY?!?!
November 28, 2012 at 5:10 pm
Because my publisher is heartless and evil.
November 28, 2012 at 5:18 pm
Tell the truth. It’s because your readers are such slackers! It takes too long to even get it to the publisher.