Welcome to Gleefully Macabre!

Wolf Hunt 2 Dark Regions FinalWelcome to my website! Whether you were brought here by interest in my work or a Google search gone terribly wrong, I encourage you to hang around and start clicking away!

The hardcover limited edition of Wolf Hunt 2 is now available for pre-order! Get it from Dark Regions Press or the paperback edition from Amazon. Or get it for your Kindle!

My new novel, Kumquat, is now available! Get the Kindle edition or the print edition from Amazon!

My new young adult comedy, I Have A Bad Feeling About This, is now available at the brick-and-mortar bookstore or online retailer of your choice! Being a young adult is not a requirement to read the book.

(P.S.: People who leave reviews on Amazon deserve great big hugs!)

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WOLF HUNT Video Review

This handsome gentleman posted a video review of WOLF HUNT. Check it out!

Read Or Write Anywhere!

Whoa! It’s contest time! The YA Chicks are running the Read Anywhere Write Anywhere contest, where YOU can win free books and other stuff! From May 22nd at 9:00 AM EST through May 31st at 11:00 PM EST.

Just visit fine author sites such as this one and find pictures of authors a) reading anywhere, or b) writing anywhere. YOUR job is to guess where these pictures were taken. If you’re right, you’ll be entered to win! Because we’re not monsters, each author will provide five clues.

JeffStrandReadAnywhereWriteAnywhere

CLUES:

1. This is a photograph of me with a large elephant. (Okay, some clues are less helpful than others….)

2. This is not a real elephant, as you can tell by the fact that I’m standing there with a serene expression, instead of running around screaming as I try to avoid being stomped by its mighty feet.

3. You can actually go on a tour inside of this elephant. Cool, huh? How often do you get to walk around inside of a giant elephant?

4. The book Water for Elephants by Sara Gruen, though one of my favorite books of all time, is unrelated to this picture. Sorry.

5. The elephant’s name rhymes with “You-See.” It’s a tourist attraction in a city where, if you play Monopoly, you’ll recognize many of the street names.

To enter your answer, head on over to http://www.yachicks.blogspot.com/!

To see the official prize listings and links to all of the other authors who are participating, click here! http://www.yachicks.blogspot.com/p/read-or-write-anywhere.html

STALKING YOU NOW Cheap!

The Kindle edition of my novella STALKING YOU NOW is currently only 99 cents! But for how much longer??? I don’t know. I was out of town and didn’t get to update my website when I first heard about this astonishing deal. But it won’t last much longer, so CLICK CLICK CLICK before it’s too late!

http://www.ehorrorbargains.com/2015/05/16/stalking-you-now-by-jeff-strand-only-99-cents-for-a-limited-time/

Stokers Tonight!

Watch the Bram Stoker Awards live tonight at 9:00 PM EST. http://m.ustream.tv/channel/stoker-awards-banquet

Live Webcast of the Bram Stoker Awards!

If you’re not going to be in Atlanta this weekend for the World Horror Convention (frowny face) you can still watch the Bram Stoker Awards banquet through the very same internet that you’re using to view this blog!

The banquet begins at 9:00 PM EST on Saturday, May 9th. It’ll probably be about an hour and a half.

Just visit: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/johnpalisano

NOTE: For up-to-the-minute-updates (including a backup webcast URL that hasn’t yet been announced) check  https://www.facebook.com/groups/375336315942423/565237146952338/.

BAD BRATWURST Auf Deutsch!

The English-language edition of BAD BRATWURST is only available in the White Noise Press chapbook, but there’s a German translation in the new edition of VISIONARIUM! Cannibalism comedy in two languages!

 http://www.amazon.de/dp/1511834099

BAD BRATWURST – Available Now!

Yep, if you head on over to White Noise Press you can get your very own copy of my new chapbook, Bad Bratwurst.

Klaus has made the finest bratwurst in Germany for thirty years, but his shop has fallen upon hard times. He needs to try something new. Something innovative. Offer a product his customers can’t get anyplace else.

The answer may or may not involve human flesh. We’re not going to spoil it right here in the description. Sure, this is a tale of MIND-BENDING HORROR, so you’d be justified in thinking that bratwurst made from people may be somehow incorporated into the narrative, but maybe that’s not it. It could be something completely different.

Look, if you enjoy stories about cannibalism, we’re not going to steer you away. There may indeed be somebody eating meat that used to be a living, breathing human being. We won’t completely discount that possibility. We’re simply saying that it’s not the ONLY possibility.

Okay, fine, this story is about eating bratwurst made from human flesh. Are you happy?!?

From Jeff Strand, the author of PRESSURE, DWELLER, and DEAD CLOWN BARBECUE, comes the ultimate in cannibalism themed chapbooks. Don’t lick the pages. You don’t know what they used to be.

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