Yo

It’s been brought to my attention that some people reading this did not purchase a copy of the mass market edition of PRESSURE, available now at your local bookstore. Never mind how I know this. Now, some of you bought it in hardcover and are excused, but as for the rest of you… for shaaaaaaame. Heads down on your desk for ten minutes.

Okay, that was twelve, but you looked so peaceful I didn’t want to disturb you. Now get to a bookstore, purchase TWO copies of PRESSURE to atone for your slackery, and then speak well of it on Amazon. (If you don’t like it, bash yourself in the head a few times until you forget the storyline, then re-read it. You’ll enjoy it more with slight brain damage.)

Everybody understand the plan? Cool.

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