I’m not saying that I will destroy the entire Internet if you don’t order a copy of Gleefully Macabre Tales in paperback.
However, I’m also not saying that I WON’T.
Oh, sure, I probably don’t have the means to carry out such a task…but are you sure? You like websites, don’t you? Wouldn’t it suck if all of them were gone?
Let your conscience and fear be your guide.