Moment of Sheer Horror

I checked Rotten Tomatoes today, and it linked to a news story headlined “Jack Black Gets Re-Animated.”

My immediate thought: Noooooooo! Jack Black is going to play Herbert West in a remake of Re-Animator! Nooooooo! Nooooooo! Noooooooooooooooo!!! Oh, God, why??? WHY?!?!?!?!?!?

But, no, the article was just about how he’s going to lend his voice to another animated film.

Crisis averted.