The Internet Has Failed Me!

For today’s whiny post, I needed a picture of Ike from the original Mother’s Day, but after searching the entire internet this is the only one I could find, and it doesn’t serve my purpose. I find it shameful and depressing that the internet lacks sufficient pictures of Ike from Mother’s Day. I can’t be the first person who needed one!

YouTube Clip Evaded…

I almost posted a YouTube clip here. I was listening to the Dread Media podcast (http://www.dreadmedia.net/) and host Desmond Reddick played a song called “The Golden Age of Video” by Ricardo Autobahn, which entertained me to the point of giddiness.

It’s on YouTube, and I was gonna post it here and make comments like “Ha-ha! I know how lame it is to post YouTube clips on my site, but the last one I posted got lots and lots of hits so you’ve no one to blame but yourself!” Then I changed my mind. I mean, I had nothing to do with “The Horribly Slow Murderer With The Incredibly Inefficient Weapon,” but you can kinda see the horror/comedy connection with my work. This one…well, actually, it starts with the “We accept her! We accept her! One of us! One of us!” clip from Freaks, which is what inspired the title of my story “One of Them,” which is in Gleefully Macabre Tales, which is the book I’m currently promoting, so I could’ve used that as a tie-in. 

But I won’t. You can google it.

“Daily” Updates

This one isn’t a real daily update either. My back-dating ruse would probably be more effective if I didn’t blab about it right here in the post. What I should have done is post some amazing prediction about something that happened on December 2nd, but used a December 1st posting date.

Oh well. Too late now.

Well, not really, since modern computers come equipped with a “backspace” function, but I don’t like to waste keystrokes.