Issue #3 of DEAD LINES is available online (for free, kids!) and contains my story “Mr. Twitcher’s Miracle Baby-Chopping Machine,” which originally appeared in the WHC 2008 souvenir anthology DESOLATE SOULS.
Check it out here.
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