In my e-mail today:
“Please I Need Your Help.
I am Mr Ali Issa.The Director incharge of Auditing section of Bank of Africa (BOA) in Ouagadougou,Burkina Faso.
I need your urgent business assistance in transferring an abandoned sum of ($9 Million) dollars left by a deceased customer of my bank immediately to your account. If you are interested and ready to partake in this great business opportunity,kindly send your profiles to me including your Name,your private telephone number for easy communication. I will send you full details on how the business will be executed and also note that you will receive 40% of the above mentioned amount if you agree to help me execute this business.God richly bless you. Regards .
Mr Ali .”
$9 million? $9 million? I get scam e-mails offering me BILLIONS of dollars, and this guy thinks I’m going to help him carry out a business transaction for a measly frickin’ $9 million?
Screw you, Mr. Ali.