Q: So what is this Draculas thing?
A: I can’t really talk about it.
Q: C’mon, you can tell ME, right?
A: No, I can’t say much of anything quite yet.
Q: Oh, I get it. This makes you feel all special and powerful and stuff, huh? “Ooooooooh, look at me, I’ve got a secret and I’m not gonna tell! Oooooooh, I bet you’re all soooooooo curious!” Well, nobody cares about your teasers. A million people just read your post and went “Meh.”
A: A million people visited my website??? That’s awesome!!!
Q: No…sorry, I just threw out a number. Twelve people just read your post and went “Meh.”
Q: Draculas is about vampires, right?
A: Again, I’m not really authorized to say much…
Q: Dude, it’s called Draculas and the cover has f***ing fangs on it! It’s about vampires! Admit it!
A: Those aren’t fangs. They’re blood.
Q: They’re blood that is obviously intended to resemble fangs. Don’t treat me like a common dullard. It’s a vampire book, right?
A: I can’t confirm or deny anything like that. I’ll be beaten. They’re really mean to me, and I just–
Q: Okay, okay, chill. So what authors are involved?
A: I know!
Q: Anybody else?
A: Nope, it’s Blake, me, and F. Not a bad lineup.
Q: I heard that Jack Kilborn also co-wrote it.
Q: Jack Kilborn…pen name of J.A. Konrath…
Q: …Joe Konrath…?
A: I don’t remember him being involved. Nice guy, though.
Q: Is the book an Amazon Kindle exclusive that will sell for a mere $2.99?
A: Where did you hear that?
Q: Joe Konrath’s website.
A: Seriously? You mean he did a blog post that wasn’t about e-books?
Q: Well, no, I mean, this was saying that Draculas was a $2.99 e-book, so technically it was a post about e-books.
A: Okay, good. We wouldn’t want the earth to spin off its axis.
Q: When will there be more (lots more) information available?
Q: How soon?
A: Really freaking soon.
Q: Like…should I not leave my computer?
A: I wouldn’t.
Draculas. Coming soon. Keep hitting “refresh.”