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Gleefully Macabre 
November 28, 2010 at 9:21 am
It occured to me this morning – I AM a weirdo, and I was buying for YET ANOTHER weirdo. Shouldn’t that have invoked some sort of cosmic weirdo discount?
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December 1, 2010 at 9:21 am
It SHOULD have, but you didn’t identify yourself as a weirdo at the time of purchase.
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December 1, 2010 at 4:34 pm
It should have been fairly obvious right from the moment I first skulked over to your table.
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