Revised New Year’s Resolution #1

Despite talk of resolving to eat healthier, stop drinking so many carbonated beverages, get more exercise, be nice to people, write books of ascending quality, and keep this website updated on a daily basis, my REAL resolution was simple: No more freshly dead hobos in the trunk of my car. The hobo murders are a bad, bad, bad habit, and it’s becoming difficult to keep being snotty about people who smoke.

Unfortunately, that resolution is now “Fewer freshly dead hobos in the trunk of my car.” Dammit.

Oh well, there’s always 2012.

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