Revised New Year’s Resolution #1


Despite talk of resolving to eat healthier, stop drinking so many carbonated beverages, get more exercise, be nice to people, write books of ascending quality, and keep this website updated on a daily basis, my REAL resolution was simple: No more freshly dead hobos in the trunk of my car. The hobo murders are a bad, bad, bad habit, and it’s becoming difficult to keep being snotty about people who smoke.

Unfortunately, that resolution is now “Fewer freshly dead hobos in the trunk of my car.” Dammit.

Oh well, there’s always 2012.

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5 Responses to “Revised New Year’s Resolution #1”

  1. Jim Says:

    All along I had been blaming the USF College of Medicine…

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  2. Kyle L. Says:

    Sometimes you have to just feed that urge man.

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  3. Stephen White Says:

    In the trunk? If you put them on the engine block wrapped in some silver foil they cook up nicely! Keeping them clad in their hobo-wrappers also poaches them in their own juices for added tenderness…

    I feel dirty now…

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    • jeffstrand Says:

      Yeah, but the silver foil isn’t environmentally friendly.

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      • Stephen White Says:

        Parchment paper… It’s a wonderful thing! Alternatively there is also the option of engine-block cedar plank hobo (if your marinate them ahead of time). That’s environmentally friendly and aromatically pleasing.

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