Even if you’re a Kindle-wielding maniac, you love bookmarks, right? Everybody loves bookmarks.
Especially…A Bad Day For Voodoo bookmarks!
How much would you pay for a Voodoo bookmark? Thirty-two cents? Forty-five? Maybe even seventy-eight cents? Well, you won’t pay a gosh-darn penny, because I’m mailing those things out for free! All you’ve gotta do is send your mailing address to email@example.com and I’ll send you a few, one for you and some to give to your friends, loved ones, bookstores, and public libraries.
Q: What if I only want one?
Q: What if you send me 10 or so, and I keep one and trash the other 9?
A: Then you totally suck.
Q: But how will you know?
A: I won’t. But YOU’LL know. And it will haunt you.
Q: When does this offer expire?
A: Pretty soon.
Q: I’ll e-mail you right now!