Dead Clown Barbecue TOC

Hey, kids! (Kids: Don’t read this.) My second short story collection, Dead Clown Barbecue, goes up for pre-order Tuesday from Dark Regions Press! There’ll be a super-ultra-deluxe hardcover limited edition, a deluxe hardcover limited edition, a trade paperback not-all-that-limited edition, and a completely-unlimited e-book edition. But regardless of which version you choose, I would never ask you to make a purchase like this without knowing the table of contents, so here it is:

  • Introduction
  • Pett Semmuteary
  • Comeuppance
  • The Apocalypse Ain’t So Bad
  • The Bell…FROM HELL!!!
  • Work/Life Balance
  • Stop Stabbing Me
  • Eight-Legged Vengeance
  • The Drop
  • Here’s What Happened…
  • Pregnancy Test
  • Mr. Twitcher’s Miracle Baby-Chopping Machine
  • The Carver
  • Push the Button
  • Specimen 313
  • My Knife Collection
  • Drain Bamage
  • Gramma’s Corpse
  • Burden
  • Rough Draft
  • Fangboy and the Troll
  • Dead in the Water
  • Immunity
  • The Big Bite
  • We Believe
  • Poor Career Choice
  • True Hero
  • Chomp (A Cautionary Tale)
  • The Severed Nose
  • Dummy
  • Story Notes

Get your copy (Tuesday) at http://www.darkregions.com/books/dead-clown-barbecue-by-jeff-strand

Chat Tomorrow!

Tuesday, December 18, is the unbearably exciting day that my new short story collection, Dead Clown Barbecue, goes up for pre-order! To celebrate (i.e., attempt to convince you that this is a wise purchasing decision) I’ll be doing a chat in the Dark Regions Press Special Recreational Events Center.

It’s December 17 (2012) at 8:00 PST. Which means that in my time zone, it’s…aw, crap, 11:00 PM?!? I have to get up early the next morning! Son of a…..

Anyway, there’ll be free things won, so be there! If you go to the website now, you can set up a reminder, which means NO EXCUSES!!!

http://www.darkregions.com/events/

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