Dead Clown Barbecue TOC

Hey, kids! (Kids: Don’t read this.) My second short story collection, Dead Clown Barbecue, goes up for pre-order Tuesday from Dark Regions Press! There’ll be a super-ultra-deluxe hardcover limited edition, a deluxe hardcover limited edition, a trade paperback not-all-that-limited edition, and a completely-unlimited e-book edition. But regardless of which version you choose, I would never ask you to make a purchase like this without knowing the table of contents, so here it is:

  • Introduction
  • Pett Semmuteary
  • Comeuppance
  • The Apocalypse Ain’t So Bad
  • The Bell…FROM HELL!!!
  • Work/Life Balance
  • Stop Stabbing Me
  • Eight-Legged Vengeance
  • The Drop
  • Here’s What Happened…
  • Pregnancy Test
  • Mr. Twitcher’s Miracle Baby-Chopping Machine
  • The Carver
  • Push the Button
  • Specimen 313
  • My Knife Collection
  • Drain Bamage
  • Gramma’s Corpse
  • Burden
  • Rough Draft
  • Fangboy and the Troll
  • Dead in the Water
  • Immunity
  • The Big Bite
  • We Believe
  • Poor Career Choice
  • True Hero
  • Chomp (A Cautionary Tale)
  • The Severed Nose
  • Dummy
  • Story Notes

Get your copy (Tuesday) at

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