Hey, kids! (Kids: Don’t read this.) My second short story collection, Dead Clown Barbecue, goes up for pre-order Tuesday from Dark Regions Press! There’ll be a super-ultra-deluxe hardcover limited edition, a deluxe hardcover limited edition, a trade paperback not-all-that-limited edition, and a completely-unlimited e-book edition. But regardless of which version you choose, I would never ask you to make a purchase like this without knowing the table of contents, so here it is:
- Introduction
- Pett Semmuteary
- Comeuppance
- The Apocalypse Ain’t So Bad
- The Bell…FROM HELL!!!
- Work/Life Balance
- Stop Stabbing Me
- Eight-Legged Vengeance
- The Drop
- Here’s What Happened…
- Pregnancy Test
- Mr. Twitcher’s Miracle Baby-Chopping Machine
- The Carver
- Push the Button
- Specimen 313
- My Knife Collection
- Drain Bamage
- Gramma’s Corpse
- Burden
- Rough Draft
- Fangboy and the Troll
- Dead in the Water
- Immunity
- The Big Bite
- We Believe
- Poor Career Choice
- True Hero
- Chomp (A Cautionary Tale)
- The Severed Nose
- Dummy
- Story Notes
Get your copy (Tuesday) at http://www.darkregions.com/books/dead-clown-barbecue-by-jeff-strand
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