A Fun Joke For The Kids

Hi, kids! This blog post is for you. Sometimes you want to tell a joke, but your intention is not to amuse, but to annoy. Here’s one just for you!

YOU: What’s worse than finding a worm in an apple?

OTHER PERSON: What?

YOU: Finding half a worm!

OTHER PERSON: Ha ha!

YOU: What’s worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

OTHER PERSON: What?

YOU: Finding a quarter of a worm!

OTHER PERSON: Hmm.

YOU: What’s worse than finding a quarter of a worm in an apple?

OTHER PERSON: I don’t know.

YOU: Finding an eighth of a worm!

This joke goes on for as long as you can stretch it out. There is no final punchline. No reward for the listener’s patience. How far can you take it? A sixty-fourth of a worm? A two-hundred-and-and-fifty-sixth of a worm? Report back!

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