A Fun Joke For The Kids


Hi, kids! This blog post is for you. Sometimes you want to tell a joke, but your intention is not to amuse, but to annoy. Here’s one just for you!

YOU: What’s worse than finding a worm in an apple?

OTHER PERSON: What?

YOU: Finding half a worm!

OTHER PERSON: Ha ha!

YOU: What’s worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

OTHER PERSON: What?

YOU: Finding a quarter of a worm!

OTHER PERSON: Hmm.

YOU: What’s worse than finding a quarter of a worm in an apple?

OTHER PERSON: I don’t know.

YOU: Finding an eighth of a worm!

This joke goes on for as long as you can stretch it out. There is no final punchline. No reward for the listener’s patience. How far can you take it? A sixty-fourth of a worm? A two-hundred-and-and-fifty-sixth of a worm? Report back!

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One Response to “A Fun Joke For The Kids”

  1. Kimberly Yerina Says:

    You think I would have learned by now to NOT let my little guy read these things…..He thought this was the funniest idea ever–I told him it was best to practice it in school. 🙂

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