A Bit of Christmas Mayhem

If you’re a fan of Andrew Mayhem, and such a thing is theoretically possible, you should know that issue #4 of Splatterpunk Zine contains a brand-new tale called “A Bit of Christmas Mayhem,” in which our hero encounters not one, not two, but THREE axe-wielding Santa Clauses. It’s madness!

This is an old-school print-only ‘zine from the United Kingdom, so though this story will eventually appear in some sort of digital form, it won’t be anytime soon. Check out the holiday cheer at https://splatterpunkzine.wordpress.com/

The Andrew Mayhem Four-Book E-Bundle!

Have you always wanted to read the Andrew Mayhem series, but you were turned off by the fact that you had to buy FOUR separate books? That’s for squares!

Well, now you can get all of Andrew Mayhem novels in one convenient e-book for the low, low price of $7.99! That’s like getting one book and two-thirds of another one for free! If it were in print, Amazon says it would be 807 pages! Jeepers!

Yes, it includes Graverobbers Wanted (No Experience Necessary), and Single White Psychopath Seeks Same, and Casket For Sale (Only Used Once), and, holy crap, even Lost Homicidal Maniac (Answers to “Shirley”)!

And it also includes a foreword by the big huggable teddy bear James A. Moore! That’s right, if you’re a James A. Moore collector, there is a HUGE gap in your collection without this.

Order it right here, kids: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00B6CPBPK

The Mayhem Quartet!

Returning November 2011…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Coming December 2011…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Covers by Lynne Hansen. Keep watching this website for details. Don’t turn away for a moment. Buy a separate computer if you need to do other stuff.

Cuffs

This charming photograph with me and Sally Bosco is somehow related to the fourth Andrew Mayhem novel…