In Development: FANGBOY – The Comic Strip!

As a kid, I really wanted to be a cartoonist. I mean, REALLY wanted to be one. I drew non-stop. I was unbelievably passionate about it. I was so devoted to the idea of being a cartoonist that in the 8th grade one of my teachers brought in a professional to assess my abilities.

Her official evaluation was that 1) I wasn’t very good, and 2) I probably wouldn’t get any better.

At the time, I didn’t care what some crabby lady thought, and my enthusiasm was not impacted one iota. And she was right–I wasn’t very good. “He probably won’t get any better” was, admittedly, a pretty frickin’ horrible thing to say, but I suspect that this woman was told that she’d be gazing upon the astonishing work of a cartooning prodigy, and making a special trip to the school only to see my below-average work just put her in a bad mood.

In the 11th or 12th grade, like 75% of aspiring cartoonists, I wanted to do a Far Side clone. I wrote over 100 gags. I finished drawing exactly zero of them. For some reason, the writing part was a blast, but the drawing had become such a chore that it stopped being fun. I dropped the cartoonist idea, and focused entirely on writing.

Over the years, every once in a while the idea of “I wanna draw a comic strip!” would pop up, but I’m busy writing novels and stuff, so I never really got back into it. My one published cartoon was in the Chase Manhattan computer security awareness newsletter, and it took me FOREVER to draw.

A trio of decades after my art skills were deemed crap, I got a Facebook message from Austin May, who writes and draws the strip Air Force Toons, saying that he was a fan of my books. I messaged him back and told him that doing a comic strip was my dream job. He suggested a collaboration. I put “Come Up With Awesome Comic Strip Idea” on my To-Do list.

Time passed, because I am a slacker.

Then Austin suggested adapting one of my novels. I’d never even considered the idea of doing one of my books as a comic strip (as opposed to a comic book) before, but suddenly Fangboy seemed perfect! Not necessarily easy. We would, after all, be breaking a novel down into a long series of three-panel gags. It wasn’t as if I could just lift moments out of the book verbatim. But…this could work!

Austin sent me some fantastic character sketches, and I wrote scripts for the first six strips. He sent me the first two completed strips, and I realized that this was the key to fulfilling my childhood dream: let somebody else do the art.

Fangboy will be a weekly strip. Right now we’re working to build up a nice big backlog of strips, and there’s no official launch date. Lots of details remain to be worked out. But, hey, here’s a teaser:


Strip #2


Three Generic Questions With Austin May:

Q: How long have you been cartooning?

A: Short answer: Since I could hold a crayon. I’ve been drawing since before I can remember, and my mom still has the scribbles to prove it. As for cartoons and comics, I suppose you could say I got my start in junior high on the school newspaper. I think it was 7th grade – after that there was never a time when I wasn’t making comics and illustrations for a school paper. When I joined the Air Force in 2001, I did a lot of one-off comics making fun of the various jobs I did, and they made their way around via email and message boards, so I started doing more regular, routine strips. Eventually those became my comic strip Air Force Blues in 2007, which led to my weekly strip in Air Force Times, which began in 2009 and is still going strong today.

Q: What’s your process when you create a strip?

A: The process really depends on the strip and the idea behind it. In some cases, like with Fangboy, I already have the script, so I focus only on the artwork. With Air Force ‘Toons, I have to first come up with an idea before starting on the art. A lot of times I’ll scan headlines or Air Force message boards to see what topics are hot at the time and try to do a strip relating to one of those. That’s not always easy, so sometimes I have to just pull from everyday life in the USAF. I have, in the past, just started drawing with no clue what the strip will even be about. Although everything I do these days is digital, I still start with a rough sketch before building the art layer by layer in Photoshop. Even though it’s on a tablet computer, I draw everything by hand. Often, I just go into it with a vague idea and write the dialogue once I have the art done to see what fits. Once I have the words actually typed into the strip, I add the bubbles, adjust the paragraphs to fit and call it good.

Q: What are your favorite comic strips?

A: My favorite comic strip of all time is, like so many others, Calvin and Hobbes. Even though many of Bill Waterson’s jokes went right over my head when I started reading his comics as a child, the artwork was so brilliant I didn’t even care. After that, Bill Amend’s Fox Trot is a very close second. Get Fuzzy is another one I’ll read anytime I see it, and Gary Larson’s Far Side never fails to make me laugh. Online I like to read Penny Arcade – despite not being a gamer – because I love the art.
Stay tuned to this website for more updates on Fangboy: The Comic Strip!



The Kindle edition of Fangboy, my dark comedy fairy tale, is back! (You probably didn’t notice it was gone. That’s okay.) 

It’s among my personal favorites of my books, and this strange little novel is now only $2.99! Cover by Zach McCain

Order your copy RIGHT HERE



So the German-language edition of FANGBOY has been published by Voodoo Press. It’s called FANGBOY’S ABENTEURER, because my original title for the novel was THE ADVENTURES OF FANGBOY. (Voodoo Press has done a German-language edition of BENJAMIN’S PARASITE, and will also be publishing WOLF HUNT, THE SINISTER MR. CORPSE, and DWELLER. They pay me in German gummi bears.) (They don’t really, but that would be awesome.) (Technically, I could use the money they pay me to purchase German gummi bears myself, but somehow that would feel less awesome.)

Anyway, one disadvantage to having forgotten 98% of the German I learned in high school is that I can’t read the reviews that are posted in that particular language. Instead, I use Google Translate, and though it is mind-blowing that I can cut-and-paste a review in any language and have it instantly translated into English, oh my freaking God we live in the future, it does often provide sentences like:

“All the people what they like to screw up, to take the mickey.”

However, this review of FANGBOY’S ABENTEURER, posted at Horror and More, also calls it “a unique, bizarre, heartbreaking, and wonderful adventure” and strongly recommends that you purchase a copy. I can say, completely without bias, that I agree.

Sprechen sie Deutsch? Get it HERE.

Speak da English? Get it HERE.

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