How to Rescue a Dead Princess

deadprincessmastermedium.jpgHow to Rescue a Dead Princess

by Jeff Strand

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From the creative genius who would have brought you Hamlet, The Scarlet Letter, and a less-boring Moby Dick (if he’d been born on time) comes this outrageous comic fantasy.  It’s a tale filled with so much adventure, so much excitement, so much vocabulary, that all who read it will suffer a fit of giddiness that will freak out everyone in their general vicinity.

It’s the saga of Randall, a squire assigned to escort the lovely Princess Janice on a diplomatic journey of utmost importance.  Then she gets killed.  Now Randall must overcome desperate odds and ridiculous dangers in his quest to bring her back to life…before the entire Generic Fantasy Land falls into the evil clutches of The Dark One!

Packed to the bursting point with unrestrained silliness (so be sure to hold it a safe distance from your face when reading), How to Rescue a Dead Princess is the novel all the really cool people are reading this year, an epic fantasy for your family to cherish approximately forever.deadprincessebookmastermedium.jpg


“A delightfully ridiculous spoof…well plotted, imaginative, and just a bit twisted.  How to Rescue a Dead Princess is your ticket to inspired foolishness.”

Whistling Shade

“Be prepared to laugh harder than you have in a very long time!  This talented author will have you laughing from cover to cover.”

Alternate Realities

“Very highly recommended.  Jeff Strand has a wonderfully sharp wit…basically, he does everything right.  Go buy the book.  Do it now.”

Word Weaving

“I have never laughed so hard over a book as I have with this one.”

Ivy Quill Reviews

“Who cares about fully developed characters and smooth transitions?  This man is a comedic genius!  Jeff Strand is setting a new precedent for writers of comedy.  HOW TO RESCUE A DEAD PRINCESS is pure wonder.”

–Rhapsody Magazine

“Jeff Strand still holds the title of being the sickest author I know!  I dare anyone to read this story and while in a mad or blue mood and remain that way by its end. TOO FUNNY TO IGNORE! Highly recommended!”

Huntress Reviews

“One of those books that has to be read to be believed.  All I can say is:  Jeff Strand should be arrested for writing addictive works–maybe I should write my congressman (if Jeff is incarcerated, he will have more time to write).”

Millennium Science Fiction and Fantasy



2 Responses to “How to Rescue a Dead Princess”

  1. Freddie Says:

    Can you put dead princess on kindle? Also, you have a zombie book on Amazon that is in German language only. Can you put it in English please and thank you. New fan.


    • jeffstrand Says:

      There will eventually be a Kindle version of PRINCESS; I keep meaning to do a revision of the book, because it’s an old novel and a lot of it makes me cringe.

      The zombie book is THE SINISTER MR. CORPSE (though the German title translates as THE UNBELIEVABLE MR. CORPSE). It’s available here:


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