The Haunted Forest Tour

The Haunted Forest Tour

by James A. Moore and Jeff Strand

Kindle edition available from Amazon

Paperback edition also available


Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Haunted Forest Tour!

Sit back and enjoy a smooth ride in air-conditioned comfort as your heavily armored tram takes you through nature’s most astonishing creation. The forest is packed to capacity with dangerous and terrifying creatures of all shapes, sizes, and hunger levels, and you’ll get to observe these wonders in complete safety.

Howl with a werewolf! Gaze into the glowing eyes of a giant spider! Look right through a spooky ghost! See horrific monsters you couldn’t even imagine, only inches away from you! Things with fangs, things with claws, things with dripping red jaws—you’ll see them all!

Not thrilling enough? Well, it’s Halloween, and so we’re offering a very special tour through the Haunted Forest. The new route goes deeper into the woods than any civilians have ventured before, and you’re guaranteed to get a good scare! Rest assured that every possible security precaution has been taken. The Haunted Forest Tour has a 100% safety record, and technical difficulties are unheard of. You will be in no danger whatsoever.

We promise.

Bram Stoker Award-nominated authors James A. Moore (Serenity Falls) and Jeff Strand (Pressure) have teamed up for Book #3 in Earthling’s Halloween Series. The Haunted Forest Tour is an action-packed, monster-laden adventure that will make you laugh, scream, and think twice before going near ghastly oversized beasts that want to devour you.

This book was published by Earthling Publications in a hardcover limited edition of 500 copies. Cover and interior art by the way-awesome Glenn Chadbourne.




“James A. Moore and Jeff Strand are a literary dream team. Devout readers of the genre are in for a real treat as these two horror heavyweights combine forces and battle their characters to the bloody death…Remember how it felt to inventory and consume your candy on Halloween night? That’s the atmosphere in the forest. You feel like a glutton, like you couldn’t possibly stomach one more gooey demise, but you turn the page and unwrap another nightmare anyway.”

“Moore and Strand heap scares upon plot twists in one of the freshest and most entertaining novels in recent years…Moore and Strand seem to play into each other’s strengths. Moore’s rich characterization is present throughout. There’s not a throwawaystereotype in this novel’s large cast. Each character is treated as a living breathing person, with a fully realized back story and distinctive personality. Jeff Strand’s brand of black comedy is abundant, along with Strand’s sure hand on the rudder of the story. The authors offer a frightening and high-octane tale, presented as an apocalyptic disaster movie.”
Horror World

“[An] absolute gem of a read…What comes next is over two hundred pages of non stop, in your face, gore drenched action…You will be exhausted by the time you reach the satisfying last page…Think Jurassic Park with bloodthirsty demons on an adrenaline rush and you have The Haunted Forest Tour.”
–GoreZone magazine

“If you enjoyed Shaun of the Dead in the theaters, you’ll absolutely love this book.”

“Underplotted and overstuffed with grisly mayhem, this extreme horror extravaganza unfolds like an exhibit at the supernatural theme park in which it’s set…a splattery feeding frenzy…Moore and Strand devote considerable effort and energy to ghoulishly inventive descriptions of dismemberment, disembowelment and death, but the relentlessness of the carnage and the casualness with which the monsters dispose of even major characters quickly pall…this story is intended primarily to be a simple bloody monster mash.”
–Publishers Weekly (okay, not an endorsement…but, c’mon, I’D buy a copy!)

15 Responses to “The Haunted Forest Tour”

  1. ELAYNE Says:

    I love werewolf’s vampires and all things halloween this book sounds like a really good blood thirsty read.


  2. Chiara Says:

    i love this hauted forest picture… i’m sur ethe tour will be scary!


  3. Susan Says:

    Sounds like a dream vacation! Where do I get my ticket, sounds like the ride of (or for) your life.


  4. mmmmzombies Says:

    First i want to say Jeff, wonderful book.

    Also Im one of the lucky few who have gotten to know Jeff. He’s a wonderful person and a very talented individual. OK, and a bit weird but arent all of us…


  5. Jim Says:

    Just finished the tour! [Number 419/500, courtesy of the Jacksonville Public Library via interlibrary loan. Beautifully bound and illustrated – now I understand why our local library only has two of your titles, despite you being a Tampa resident.]

    It’s always nice when a mere 6 chapters into a book most of the main characters are basically monster chow!

    On to Mandibles!!!


  6. Jim Says:

    Here at last! Here at last!

    My own personal copy (#489) is here at last!

    Some things ARE worth the wait.


  7. Kyle L. Says:

    Just ordered myself a copy tonight off the Horror-Mall. Whoopie!!


  8. Shannon campbell Says:

    I’m not sure what Peter Jackson is up to but he needs to read the haunted forest tour and turn this great book into a movie.


  9. wendy Says:

    this is one of my favorites. I love it. I plan to be in touch soon to get a print of the cover from Lynne so I can hang it on my bedroom wall. there is a big blank spot ever since my son came home from college for a visit and reclaimed his Blues Brothers movie poster. I need that spot filled with something equally as delightful that makes me smile every time I look at it. My husband refused to let me nail him to the wall sooooooooooo on to plan b. not that it is a b novel or b artwork (both are A+++++++)or anything just that my first plan did not work out so good. He saw me with the hammer and nails and made his get away.


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