Thanks to everybody who voted in my “Jeff as a Blond” poll. The results were heavily on the “Uh, no” side, which mirrored the responses in real life. My initial reaction was “Well, that’s not quite as ridiculous as I would’ve expected,” but after we did the second dose to eliminate the orange streaks, that reaction transformed into “GAAAHHHH!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?”
My hair is black now. I’d post a picture, but this isn’t supposed to be a fashion site.
Meanwhile, don’t forget that my short story “Mr. Twitcher’s Miracle Baby-Chopping Machine” is available for free right here on my site. Just click the “Free Story” link.