Are you in Florida? Is it Saturday, March 15th? Is it between 2:00 and 4:00 PM? Then I’m at the Lakeland Books-a-Million, standing behind a table (or out back; depends on where they put me) signing copies of I Have A Bad Feeling About This. Come on out! Say hi! Point and laugh! Pick up a copy of the book, read the back cover, roll your eyes, say “I’m not buying this crap,” and leave! It’ll be fun for all!
It’s at 1520 Towne Center Drive, Lakeland, Florida 33803.