So today Reed Hastings, the CEO of Netflix, sent out an apology e-mail for the way the recent price hike was handled. This is why he is a CEO and I am not, because MY official statement would have been:
Dear Netflix customers,
Are you f***ing kidding me?!? You get to watch unlimited movies and TV shows on Netflix streaming, plus receive DVDs in the mail, and you’re throwing a temper tantrum over paying $15.98 a month?!? Seriously? You whiny spoiled brats think you’re getting ripped off at that price? Shouldn’t you be saying “Holy f***ing s**t! We live in a world where I can pay sixteen bucks and watch as many movies as my eyeballs can handle without melting!”? If you went back in time and described Netflix to your younger self, your younger self’s f***ing head would explode! I mean, f***, people!
Bite me. Just f***ing bite me.
Sincerely,
Netflix
Gleefully Macabre 
September 19, 2011 at 3:07 pm
Well said.
LikeLike
September 19, 2011 at 3:52 pm
They should try tough love. Dear Netflix subscriber, we do not feel you truly appreciate how nice you have it, so we are refunding your payment and you will no longer have access to our service. Furthermore, you cannot resubscribe until we think you have learned to appreciate all the nice things we have given you.
LikeLike
September 19, 2011 at 5:45 pm
I switched to just streaming, I always let my DVD’s just sit around for a month anyways, because I was lazy and didn’t want to put it in the player. 😛
LikeLike
September 23, 2011 at 1:41 pm
Ahahahahaha! Love it!
LikeLike
September 25, 2011 at 5:11 am
[…] […]
LikeLike